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Where Do I Start?

"I think it would be really helpful if you wrote in your journal." Yeah, sure. Like putting down in writing the shit-show that is my life will change anything. Like it will do anything to take away t…

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Fuckin' Bono

Fucking Bono. He can take his little leprechaun platform shoes and shove them up his ass. As for his bouncer, isn't he embarrassed? Imagine being sent out into the crowd as a messenger boy to find th…

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When you get divorced

"You're new, kid, so let me give you a piece of advice." It's the early 1990s, and I am at our local hangout — an upscale bar at the corner of Bay and Wellington called Jump. The trader doling out wis…

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